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*** FOR SALE *** 39 FEET OF SOMEWHERE ELSE TO BE *** FOR SALE ***

Yes, it's an actual trailer.

2020 Keystone Outback 340BH • 39 ft.

FOR
SALE!

Keystone Outback trailer beside a gated deck and gazebo, with an American flag in front — Actual trailer. Actual photo. We went all out.

$42,000 OBO

Or best offer. That's what the letters mean.

I am trailer-curious »

THE PARTICULARS (we have some)

A surprisingly legitimate list of features.
Year / model	2020 Keystone Outback 340BH
Length	39 feet. Bring a tape measure if you must.
Sleeps	10. Choose your nine other people wisely.
Air conditioning	2 units. A strong showing for air.
Hot water	Tankless, on-demand water heater.
Location	Lighthouse Beach RV Resort

BUT WAIT. THERE IS ALSO STUFF.

Includes shed, fire pit and furniture, plus a gated deck with gazebo.

See photos for the indoor and outdoor kitchens. Ask Mike for current condition, availability and the full list of what stays.

Josh's floating head in a purple cosmic vortex above a neon green grid

EMPLOYEE OF THE WHENEVER

And also... Josh.

Assistant to the Regional Mikell.

Every trailer empire needs a sidekick. Josh is here for moral support and to hover slightly behind Mikell. His body is working remotely.

Need help? Hit the yellow button. I know a guy. It is Mikell.

MORE PHOTOS. SAME TRAILER.

Click a photo to make it bigger. Technology is incredible.

Trailer living area with sofa, kitchen island and fireplace — 01. The living room.
For sitting, but on vacation.

Interior kitchen with island, stove, microwave and dining booth — 02. The kitchen.
It has an island. Technically an island getaway.

Bunk room with raised beds and a couch below — 03. The bunk situation.
Someone has to call top bunk.

Outdoor kitchen compartment with refrigerator, sink and pull-out cooktop — 04. Outside kitchen.
For when the other kitchen is too inside.

Included blue storage shed with white trim — 05. SHED INCLUDED.

A smaller building for your things.

We felt this deserved its own photograph.

Okay. You want the trailer.

Call or text Mike. He has the trailer information.

Call Mike Text Mike

Ask about the trailer. He'll probably know which one.

PARK APPROVAL REQUIRED PRIOR TO SALE / TRANSFER.

$$$ VERY IMPORTANT COMMERCIAL BREAK $$$

BUT WAIT! THERE'S DEREK!

You came for a trailer. The internet had other plans.

GRASS EXISTS???
DEREK CAN HELP.

Derek's Landscaping ad: lawn care, mulching and planting, trimming and pruning, hardscaping and seasonal cleanups

CLICK HERE FOR MAXIMUM DEREK

Your lawn has been online for 0 minutes.
It already needs Derek.

MEANWHILE, IN THE WATER...

Dirty Derek's Pool Cleaning Service ad with pool cleaning, equipment checks, water balancing, brushing, debris removal and chemical balancing

ENLARGE THE POOL PROPAGANDA

Dirty pool?
Suspiciously clean Derek.
We have questions.

TWO ADS.
ONE DEREK.
ZERO RESTRAINT.

This website now contains more Derek than most trailers.

[ END OF DEREK ] RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED MIKELL

Friends of the emporium. Ads supplied by management. “Management” is a generous term.

PEOPLE ARE SAYING THINGS!

Non-customer testimonials. None of this is proof of a sale.

“is it still available?”

— Mike

“Even funnier if it sells”

— Skippy

“WOW the shed is included?!!”

— Josh

3 QUOTES. 0 VERIFIED PURCHASES. INCREDIBLE ENGAGEMENT.